H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 451

y u mad alien

 

Our company isn't giving us Friday off apparently even though they did last year. And if you call out on Friday you don't get paid for Thursday. Capitalism sucks.

 

meet me at gatwick airport in 2 hours so i can kick yer ass rob

 

yeah, i asked for friday off because my brother's girlfriend is american so i'm basically american now, and they said no :(

 

I get that :( next time then

 

so your brother is one of the “she goes to a different school” guys

 

It's bad all around

 

When my girl sends me this song what am I supposed to think the lyrics are uh,,,,,,,,,,,, yes.

 

send her this one back don’t be a coward

 

lmfaoooo but I don't have a pony :(

 

send her

 

she’ll get the idea

 

I’m probably working til 7 on Thanksgiving. The good news is I think Friday will be my last day I quit

 

I literally played this at work the other day and was like "got a song for you in the queue"

Our favorite game is putting low key horny songs on at work cause nobody knows but we do and then we look at each other across the store and try not to die

 

Send her

 

@K0ta what about this

 

Yes please everybody send your horny songs I need to fire back

 

Good Friday morning to y’all

 

we all h*rny today

 

no shut up

 

don’t be mad

 

It's Tusday, duh.

Somewhere it's Wednesday. Here.

If you're cooking, I'm HAPPY to not be INVITED to your EVENT.

 

you're not my dad, god or jesus

 

there no way to know for sure on any of these options