People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1238

I just said I’ve seen sixteen candles

 

Is that one of those ancient crustaceans?

 

I can't tell a stranger they're a snack based on their sh*tposts???

 

That’s not the same thing tho. You can see a movie and not know who someone is

 

That’s become all too clear.

 

Fun fact. My wife’s cousin dated Christian slater for a year or so. She said he sucked.

 

Don’t do that again.

 

My phone tried to autocorrect Ringwald to Ringwraith and I’m very ok with that

 

I’ve also seen the breakfast club.

 

damn. A year is a long time. More deets

 

don't listen to him cups you can call me a snack anytime you want

 

similar last names and they both played the bad guy in every 80s movie but you're right

 

Christian Slater
It rhymes with Jimmy Spader
An honest mistake

 

That’s all true but it still hurts. And as far as I can tell in this increasingly disappointing world full of awful men, Spader is just a chill dude who keeps to himself in Massachusetts and like goes to neighborhood barbecues and stuff.

 

It was around the time when my wife was a freshman in high school, so like 2004-2005 ish. She said she thinks he gave her cousin a communicable disease because she overheard a phone conversation in which her cousin was like “well I couldn’t have gotten it from anyone else but you!”

her cousin was also under 21 at the time but I’m not sure how old slater was during this same time

 

Wow I thought your wife was the one for a second and almost had a heart attack reading “freshman in high school”.

 

he was like 35, 15 years after Heathers

 

Ah yes, I also use Heathers as a frame of reference for the passage of time

 

I wonder how you even start dating a celebrity as a normie

 

Y’all ever watch that show leverage? That dude reminds of James Spader for some reason

 

Emma Stone, I’m lookin at you

 

I can set up a phone call with my wife’s cousin so that you can try to seduce Emma Stone

 

Haha I knew this was Dogs angle

 

become a Scientologist