People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1206

Well he had enough energy left over to murder, so maybe there's something to what they were saying.

 

If they ask about whether or not it’s ok to sound someone with an arrow, please don’t get that question wrong.

 

damn, that's dark

 

It's yes, right?

 

C. Don’t kink shame

 

true or false

1. an arrow is a knife.

 

Anything is a knife if you try hard enough

 

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We asked something not far from this during every safety briefing. It was always like, “Is this bow a weapon? Is this arrow a weapon? Are they a weapon when used together?” and there would always be at least one kid in each group that wanted to explain in great detail exactly how they all could be weapons individually.

 

“...we need to talk about Kevin”

 

I'd say the arrow is probably more of a weapon on its own, but i guess modern bows are pretty beefy so you could probably use it to beat someone decently.

 

Today the child is you.

 

Fair enough, though I was merely covering my bases lest some fuckwad in this thread come at me.

 

2. bow and arrow almost rhymes with boner.

 

@Dog with a Blog
I found the quiz. Don't fuck this up.

 

It really would be exactly like that though. You’d be trying to make the point that even though it’s a fun and generally safe activity, these are still serious objects when used together, and then some super loud voice would be like, “WELL if I ran up and STABBED you in the EYE with the arrow then it’s a weapon,” and whoever was instructing would have to say, “Yes but please don’t do that........”

 

hard agree

 

You have to calculate the loft and trajectory of the arrow and guess within a few millimeters before firing your shot @SpookinCups

Right? @Dog with a Blog

 

he'll forget his name

 

why did i just read 10 pages about Netflix playback speeds in the politics thread