People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1162

kyle please it’s the lords day don’t do this to the thread

 

when we get married you can get drunk with her

I mean no she's married to a hot Italian Count live your best life sis, actually she's 42 more your speed

 

Alright, alright. out of respect for lorde, I won't

 

too young for dog

 

my co-worker yesterday told me he was leaving work early and I was like “alright cool we can handle” and then he immediately said “my asshole is hurting and I want to play the new call of duty”

I was like buddy you didn’t need to tell me any of that

 

No no. Dutch is 42 so, that’s about right

 

i wonder how his hurt asshole and COD fit together.

Unless like his dom is forcing him to wear butt plugs during the day to widen his asshole and prepare for later and COD is his treat for being a good sub.

 

Wow. Her husband’s name is Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo. What a douchebag.

 

yeah right you can’t even chub up unless they tell you their arthritis is acting up

 

“I made it through the day without depends!”


Dog:

 

Still blows my mind Dutch is as old as my parents

 

actually I can’t like that

 

The damage is already done

 

chill out--people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

sanch wasn’t that coworker you were crushing on like 40 something with a kid almost your age

 

I feel like @Dirty Sanchez is the one person in this thread where I don’t know what makes them horny

 

I was gonna say she's in her early 40s lol, I tell you all the time dude you tell us way too much

 

2 kids

 

Tom delonge
Sheldon
@oldjersey

 

Yeah haha

speaking of her I overheard her talking about the dude she was seeing the other day how he invited her over to watch Ducktales and then that ended

 

Add me

 

Pretty much the same shit dog is tbh

 

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