People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1146

I love that it accentuates his baldness

 

It’s so accurate but also looks so unreal it absolutely sends me

 

We’ve been at this wedding for an hour tops and Ive already gone to the single use bathroom twice. rightfully so claimed my throne as the girl who keeps having to the bathroom. On the website they say it’s gender neutral bathroom and me and Dylan were joking it was an outhouse. We weren’t wrong we thought they were woke but turns out just a bit country

 

Wow, i never thought of it like that.

 

Damn they're all gonna call you "the coke girl"

 

I pee at minimum like 8 times a day so I feel you

 

ThTs what happens when you’re a bunch of city slickers in this hick town

I already had four drinks before noon so the odds of not being in the bathroom are looking bad

 

might wanna get that checked out

 

I probably should but all I can think of is, plus I drink a lot of water I don't think it's a big deal

 

Dang I just remembered I can buy shot with Apple Pay. Thanks Steve

 

soon you become Dylan and only use Apple Pay

 

Apple Pay is the best tho

 

We live in a world with Apple Pay and some places are still cash only. Wack.

it was funny at regal because we didn’t have Apple Pay but pretty frequently I’d have someone come up and tell me that “yeah you guys have it, I used it last week”. Sorry dumbass but I’m the one who works here

 

I don't trust using my phone as pay as much as a credit card and I'm not quite a lazy enough millennial that I can't use a credit card
there's no privacy and germs everywhere regardless of what you do anyway

 

Come on cobes

 

that’sa good tweet

 

Didn’t have lunch on Thursday. Went to an oyster bar for happy hour

 

Pushed going to see the Lighthouse until tomorrow afternoon. Glad it’s easy to buy/refund tickets lol.

 

Just not feeling like actually leaving my apartment today. But since I don’t know how long the movie will play here I will force myself to go tomorrow.

 

@supernovagirl @K0ta

 

Idk who that person is in first pic but I thought it was Conor oberst now I’m disappointed

 

the idea of Conor being at a Halloween party is so funny to me, just him crying in the corner in a dracula costume
it's Jessica Biel

 

I’m watching children’s Halloween videos and I’m in agony

 

Didn’t realize children were such prolific Halloween video filmmakers but that’s cool