People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1059

that's what i call breakfast

 

R u fecking serious?

 

if that's breakfast... what's lunch?

 

My boss scheduled a 1 on 1 meeting with me and talked to me for an hour about her on and off relationship, her dogs, her cars, her new house and her friend's relationship for over an hour. Wtf. Didn't mention work really at all

 

Glad you avoided the serial killer

 

something like that

 

nice

 

wtf is ur job

are u a surfer or something

 

she wants to "connect" with you
















sex

 

Astroturfer

 

Just ridin' the waves of life my bruv, it's been hella sick so far

 

nice

 

i don't surf the internet

 

Yeah man I eat tacos and cool shit like that too ever heard of 'em?

 

I don't think I've ever had a taco before

 

Damnnnn, you're a vi*gin?

 

I've already been here a couple hours and once my shift is over, I'm going to sleep, so 6 hours will do for today. But I may need something to occupy my time for another 16 to get through tomorrow and Friday.

I figured this was the place, but I don't come in here often and couldn't remember for sure if this was the thread that moves too quickly to keep up with or if it was a different one

 

I used to love watching it as a kid, but Wheel of Fortune drives me INSANE now. Every fucking dumbass on that show just spends ALL of their money buying vowels the second they get a penny and then go bankrupt only to give the puzzle away to the contestant after them. Sometimes it's incredibly obvious too and they're all oblivious. It's like they get the contestants from the rejects on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

 

HOLY SHIT

“TH_ Q_ _STION R_ _ _INS.” The first contestant guessed “the question rounds” and “the question raising.” The second contestant added an “M” and then guessed “the question reminds.”