People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1035

tacos are the best italian food

 

your tummy is a coward

 

I need balance on my fast food burgers Ken, what can I say.

 

Calzones are just really big ravioli

 

balance would be a piece of cheese for every patty, pal.

 

hot dogs aren't sandwiches lol jk

 

You would think so! That's what I thought too. But I found that with one piece of cheese for every patty, the cheese overpowered the meat instead of harmonizing with it. When I reduced it to three patties, two slices of cheese, all topping, and animal style, it was absolutely perfect.

 

*chef’s kiss*

 

I'll try this in a few days and report back. You seem trustworthy despite this recommendation.

 

f*** me dude

 

Absolutely

 

I usually list friends who I have worked for/with even if it's on like minor things like we did volunteer work or played a show together or something, I don't list any coworkers I don't still talk to

 

Put a giant Reese’s cup in the middle of that ant

 

i think i just gained weight looking at it

 

yeah @Anthony_ you coward, you're missing your daily sugar intake without it

 

You should really list people you can reach out to and say "hey I'm putting you down as a reference is that cool?" Because otherwise you're putting somebody in the position where they answer the phone and it's somebody asking about a coworker they haven't seen/talked to in years and the recruiter is probably gonna pick up on that vibe.

 

How did you know the exact words I said to this burger as I took the picture?

worth

 

you to that burger

 

I know because I talk to my food like that too

 

If anyone in this thread wants to list me as a reference message me like a day before submitting me, saying what you're applying for and what you said we worked on together and where and I'll sell the shit out of it

 

God damn I love you mad lads

Always on my level with food

 

I also offer my services, I'm a fantastic bull shitter.

 

Way to be ableist about digestive issues