People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1000

I don’t talk to her anymore so maybe he tried slashing her number into my tires

 

Would have been better served to carve it into your window.

 

I feel like I'm going to hell for returning a watch after I threw out the box with the warranty, I don't know how white women return things they've worn ten times and used makeup

 

I’m just going to @ myself before anyone else does it for me

 

I don’t judge

 

LJ would be so proud :’)

 

Oh little John...sweet sweet little John

 

@littlejohn

we have a Fast Food thread now in your honor

please come back to us

 

He wouldn't be I paid for it

 

I switched from Coke to diet Coke recently and I thought it would be way harder but so far, so good

 

I found an Airbnb for the weekend of hanging with @ComedownMachine. I’m staying in Pasadena.

 

might as well just stay at the rose bowl

 

Cups

 

Rose bowl sucks ass. Parking is $40

although last time I went my card wasn’t working so the dude just told me to park anyway haha

 

Was it less than $50

 

when are the gophers playing there

UNDEFEATED

 

Who’s Pasadena?

 

Of course I'm not Sanch

 

Sounds like you lick the boot a little harder than white women do. Nice going.

 

Ljs not a thief he just likes deals

 

Sorry I respect retail workers

 

There's no fucking way ahahahaha

EDIT: He's gonna hire me back lol

 

so did the guy who's president