People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 972

I wasn’t even going to go in a costume but my parents were like it’s HALLOWEEEN you need the costume and I felt like a fool for listening to them.

Elementary school cobra was a dummy.

 

my roommates are the actual worse because they never actually wash their dishes.

and then we just have a dishwasher sitting there and no one knows to unload it except me.

 

Your life is the saddest sitcom

 

Okay HONESTLY how do you go to a halloween party and not dress up?? Anyone wearing a costume to a HALLOWEEN party is never the fool in that scenario. Jeez.

 

He's Ted from HIMYM?

 

My biggest fear

 

Sorry boo

 

That's gross, how the fuck

 

kids that age have so many weird things about what's cool or not,like I remember at 7 someone calling me a baby for taking baths and not showers, it's so dumb

 

how are you about rocky road ice cream tho?

 

This is, phonetically, the funniest sounding acronym

 

Least favorite prolly

 

No one had a Wolverine costume so I had to order one on Amazon. But it’s hella last minute so expected delivery is between the 24th and the 28th and the party I’m going to is on the 25th so...claws crossed

 

otherwise you can wear all white with the white claws but the Wolverine idea is better but there are alternatives

 

I’m the most important hell yeah

 

you know it best

6th grade kids are wild in their ways

learning about how bad roommates are makes me want to save all my money even more and get my own place

 

Living on your own is objectively the best. I struggled with loneliness for a bit, but now I can't imagine living with anyone ever.

 

all I want now is to live alone tbh.

 

I messed up and made an egg sandwich for lunch at work tonight but I didn’t put the toast in a toaster and that’s a huge mistake.

Bread is already falling apart.

 

I am supposed to have a friend over in two hours to watch scary movies and eat take out. My goal was to shower, get my house clean, Halloween decorations out, movie snacks bought, and a nice fall scented candle going.

I've done exactly none of those things.

 

my work has two different buildings on the campus. The online portion and the retail portion. The retail portion is working 65 hours this week and I’m not going to lie I’m jealous.

 

That's such a cute night though

 

If I get my act together tbh!!!! Cause right now my house is a tornado of laundry everywhere, dirty dishes, and trash that needs taken out.