People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 941

I didn't know Swift had a brother and apparently wants to fuck him.

What did poor Camilla do to get in her crosshairs?

 

I dressed today for school like I just got out of bed which was 100% what happened

 

The world barely remembers but I remember When a Stranger Calls

Dated Joe Jonas after Taylor I think

 

so, like every college student ever. you'll fit right in.

 

That song sounds like she heard misery business once

 

it slapped ngl

 

I’m the worst dressed here

 

gross lol

 

counterculture

 

wtffffffff

 

Probably accurate

Her being kind of a scene kid is very on brand

 

why is it so common for people to date their doppelgangers

 

What a slut! no, but really so petty. How dare anyone date her cast offs????

I always have a soft spot for her since one of my fav guilty pleasure movies is Push.

 

Bet Lola Bunny is seeming good in comparison right now

 

The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And, I had it all I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say sabotage
I never saw it coming, nor would I have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from

I waited eight long months
She finally set him free
I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me
Two weeks and we had caught on fire
She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile
Whoa, well I never meant to brag
But I've got him where I want him now
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now

oh my god @ComedownMachine nailed it lol

 

Dude one of my best friend’s wife looks like his twin. It’s so fucking bizarre

edit: I worded that poorly. She looks like she could be his twin

 

did you ever ask if she was?

 

one of my wife's friends is dating a dude that looks identical to her and it's very weird to me

 

I thought this was the same person twice before actually reading the post

 

This dude bout to date everyone in Hollywood

 

You'd think people would learn but apparently someone who can barely get time on SNL in 2019 is ideal.

 

I can't understand who was like "yeah, they totally don't wanna fuck or anything" and oked it for air.