(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 153

My sister is so lame haha She was just going in about the grass is greener on the other side, brown grass needs to be watered and you have to put work into like a relationship which is the brown grass. I stopped listening halfway though bc she was getting very philosophical.

 

Hey @iCarly Rae Jepsen has feelings too

 

I told him I wouldn't mind if it were him! Geez!

 

NOPE TOO LATE NOW

 

I'm fine

 

I hardly know you... lol. That would require you ending up personal info about me (real/full name, where I live, where I went to school) and what I look like. I can't even get myself to post in the "post your pic" thread...

 

@neptune + @WetwithSharp = @NeptunewithSharp.

I ship it. It's official. You are a couple.

 

but but but... shattered thousand pieces heart. and the crying. but those aren't bad things? apparently every relationship i've ever been in is continuing along just wonderfully.

 

Will someone do a cheesy romantic movie montage to one of these songs with me? Some shots running and tackling each other on the beach, dancing at a wedding we crashed, driving in the car with the top down, typical rom com cliches. PM me ur resumes.

 

would looking forlorn while Beautiful plays work

 

Why is Christina Aguilera brown on that album

 

We can do that too!

Cause it's an old photo from when she tried massively hard to overcompensate for being a white Latina. I was going to say dark times but I guess you can take it literally too lol

 

I may have a "date" coming up sometime soon. Note this is not an actual date but more of a hangout in hopes its just me and this guy and he doesn't invite anyone else

 

Yeah, true that, screw that. I didnt really think it through that much. Oh well, neat idea though. I'm totally still going to do this with a random in real life hahaha. Going to be fuucckkinngg hilarious whenever the reveal happens(I'm thinking go for the long-con and do it for like 6 months).

 

I want to see everyone's reaction when a it shows up in the feed like "in a relationship" all my friends be like really with who? Because they would know nothing about it. The hardest part is finding someone to do this with

 

I want to date a teacher so when someone asks who I'm dating I can say "she goes to a different school"

 

I am getting a lot of Spanish practice out of this relationship at least

 

I took Spanish for 4 years and can say like 2 sentences and then just random words. Our Spanish instructor was a doozy.

 

I took up to AP 4. I'm not great but I'm remembering more than I thought and she's being patient with me/thinks it's cute lol. Obviously the food words are the ones that I remember best.

 

We had to take one semester of a language in college, and I chose Spanish. And then ended up taking it for two more semesters because I had a huge crush on my professor. I wish I remembered any of it.

 

I wish I was fluent but I'm a big flop

 

I took 3 years of Spanish and hardly remember any. When I get a chance I try to talk to one of my co workers in Spanish who's a native speaker

 

I took French for 4 years and remember almost none of it

 

I remember the important words like ass (cul) and shit (merde)