People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 585

This bar is showing the rock/Austin from some old wrestlemania and I’m truly living

 

Ad Astra was quite good

 

I'll see it this weekend

 

a guy on instagram asked if i wanna join the illuminati and i told him yes and now we are talking about it

 

we just went from a called half shift to now working Max OT.


LIFE IS FUNNNNN

 

OT is good i thought

 

not on a Friday

 

This is unfair. Where's my invite?!

 

jers is going to an eyes wide shut party isn't he

 

he said im supposed to keep it secret, and that my initiation begins online, what do you think the angle is here? Hes gonna ask for my banking info or something?

 

oh man he told me i need to message the GRAND MASTER on whatsapp

 

Seems like you already fucked up the initiation, nice going.

He's probably going to get you onto the street corner selling your body for an absurdly low price--but don't; value yourself.

 

Dan I can get you in just give me your social security number, credit card number, your mother's maiden name, and the name of your first pet

 

tell him you only use telegram.

 

ok bro anything for the illuminati

 

I wanna see where this goes

 

me fuckin too hahahaha

 

i messaged the grand master, the guy said 'he work 24 hr' so I have to wait for a message back. I introduced myself as Dirty Dan

 

He work 24 hr, wut the fuck does that mean

 

idk sounds legit tho

 

Tell him you cant wait

 

i gotta wait for the illuminati