People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 514

Oh great my depression can get worse

 

I'm excited to actually be old (as long as we address climate change)

 

I was big into Korn when I was in middle school. My parents would buy me the CDs for some reason.

 

No

It doesn’t

They aren’t

It’s not

I will make them both feel equally loved

 

all the tik toks show up like minimized for me

 

Is that code for you're not going to either?

 

Did you listen to Cameo too

 

Same. I can’t wait until my entire bears goes white. I have like three out of place pure white strands and it’s weird.

 

It’s code for I’ll attend both

 

Make my entire hair in my head white right now if hairline doesn’t recede any more. Which it hasn’t changed much in years. 2012-2017 oof.

 

Go chaotic

go to some random wedding instead

 

Of course

Or did you mean the Cameo where c list celebrities beg for money

 

you have a bear? hardcore

 

Which friend do you like least? Just make a fake Facebook account and slide in their DMs claiming to be the lover of one of the two parties in the friendship you care about the least. There, problem solved.

 

My hairline is brutal as hell I hate it

One of these days I'll pull the trigger and shave my head

 

I would, but I have a mole in the middle that I’m too lazy to get removed.

 

Then he finds out the couple is into polyamory and it's not a big deal and now Ken has to go on a date with them all dressed up and it becomes a whole big thing when he's found out.

 

My hairline is like Carmen Sandiego ,not quite sure where she is

 

That's my fear really that there's something under my hair that looks bad and I'm stuck exposing it

 

bro gotta manage stress

 

Sounds even better.

 

Yeah, not super stressed anymore. I take all my rage out on the interns. (JK)

 

an eye you never knew about. happens all the time

 

My hairline isn't great, but then I've always had a big forehead, so fuck if I know how bad it truly is.

 

I should’ve went to doctor today on this day off. Ehh I’ll go tomorrow lol. I should have really went yesterday.