Absurdist Twitter • Page 339

The only way these can end is he gets the actual Earth Wind and Fire members to do it

 

Totally forgot it was September 21, I love Demi so much

 

I think one of my law firm’s clients is an EW&F member, so, uh. I’ll see what I can do.

 

He also has to wait until 9/21/21 to do it

I also love that every year he has (1) used a different version(?) of the song and (2) used a different instrument at the end

 

Do you remember the 21st night of September
May I remind you you're under oath

 

...is he litigious?

 

Wow

 

And I thought he was retiring to finally become a Jehovah’s Witness, guess that ship sailed?

 

Someone clearly isn’t familiar with Terryology

Terrence Howard believes one times one equals two

 

Terrence Howard also thinks women have gross dirty vaginas unless they wipe them with baby wipes

 

what

 

Alright I'm back from vacation with a fuckton of tweets.