The Spooky Scary Halloween Thread • Page 34

wtf

 

CVLT

 

fuck turkeys, hate them

 

some local turkey news that has been causing drama in this vein

Turkey accused of harassing joggers at University of Michigan killed by DNR

 

are Louisiana and all the Hot Tamales states okay

 

x

 

I mean I like peanut butter M&Ms but not really the other varieties. Always about the Reese’s

 

It's October!!

 

mood this spooky season

 

Would a perfect world have turkeys?

 

I will be in Salem tomorrow and achieve full power.

 

So jealous. I think I’ll at the very least, get to do a day trip to Salem this season. But that is not enough time to enjoy all that they offer.

 

x

 

I’m not doing my yearly tradition of going up to Spooky World this year BUT I’m going to Halloween Horror Nights in a few weeks!

 

I came in here for the dad costume and was not disappointed.

 

Might be the best execution of that inflatable type of costume I’ve ever seen lol

 

HELL YEAH

 

I am so confused by the new Addams Family, it's presumably for children but it's from the Sausage Party guys and stars Charlize Theron, Oscar Isaac, Chloe Grace Moretz and Nick Kroll

 

I hate spiders, so this is terrifying.

 

So my lady friend, her best friend and I all went to a haunted attraction called Nightmares at Liberty Ridge. Was a relatively fun time throughout despite having a chest cold. We get to a portion called Field of Screams, which is a winding corn maze with fake scarecrows and real scary things scattered throughout. At one point my girlfriend took a misstep and wound up on the ground, which we laughed at and brushed off. Near the tail end of the maze, we heard a chainsaw startup attempt in front of us and then nothing. I said "Fuck. we need to just go for it now."

From behind, we hear "LET'S GO THEN!" and an immediate start up this time. We all book it, round a corner and I trip over a corn stalk. Girlfriend's friend trips over me and wipes out. Giant 220lbs+ man dressed as a werewolf wielding a chainsaw trips over both of us and lands on it.

We get up terrified, talking about how we're in pain and can't run. Melissa, my girlfriend, is NOWHERE to be found and left us for dead. Werewolf gets up and says nothing staring at us for like 25 seconds. We stand there until he, out of breath goes, "Ya'll good?"

 

My sister and cousins went to a haunted house thing the other night and while one cousin was screaming her head off one of the actors shouts “you paid for this shit!”

 

The greatest and scariest one to this day is still Pennhurst Asylum for me. They can touch you and the actual location/setups are perfect.