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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 53

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 6, 2016
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    it's all on Snapchat now, I guess you can say it's doggy style

    B-)
    yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh
     
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  2. sophos34 Jul 6, 2016
    sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    recently came off a four year drought. its even better than it was back then
     
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  3. felipecardel Jul 6, 2016
    felipecardel

    formless in the night Prestigious

    you're doing long distance, right? i did it twice and it sucked for the most part but the few moments together are the best memories i have. don't think i'd do it again though
     
  4. mad Jul 6, 2016
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    I'm having a hella dry spell and I'm starting to wonder if I only give off plutonic energy and that's why no one wants to bone
     
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  6. GrantCloud Jul 8, 2016
    GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    woman asked if i wanted to "shag" on OKC today
     
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  7. gonz (Alex) Jul 8, 2016
    gonz (Alex)

    Trusted Prestigious

    Oh behave, Grant!
     
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  8. williek311 Jul 8, 2016
    williek311

    Trusted Prestigious

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  9. GrantCloud Jul 8, 2016
    GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    LITERALLY ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT WAS AUSTIN POWERS WHEN I READ THAT MESSAGE
     
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  10. AelNire Jul 8, 2016
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Be careful.

    image.gif
     
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  11. Deathco_019 Jul 8, 2016
    Deathco_019

    Drummer

    So did you ask her if she wanted to shag now or shag llater?
     
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  12. ChrisCantWrite Jul 8, 2016
    ChrisCantWrite

    Trusted Prestigious

    Sealed the deal with my wife tonight. Yas. As Staind once said, "It's been awhile.."
     
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  13. Slangster Jul 9, 2016
    Slangster

    Won "Best Hog" at the Hog Shit Snarfing Contest Supporter

    Tonight I reconfirmed that sex is indeed Very Good
     
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  15. sophos34 Jul 9, 2016
    sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    It is wonderful
     
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  16. colorlesscliche Jul 9, 2016
    colorlesscliche

    Trusted Prestigious

    I enjoy it.
     
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  17. alex Jul 9, 2016
    alex

    notgonz Prestigious

    Can be overrated sometimes
     
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  18. Deathco_019 Jul 9, 2016
    Deathco_019

    Drummer

    It's been over a year for me and I'm beginning to forget the feeling. I feel lost.
     
  19. ChaseTx Jul 9, 2016
    ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    It's been way longer for me. Though I suspect that might change soon
     
  20. sophos34 Jul 9, 2016
    sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    dont be like me
     
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  21. Deathco_019 Jul 9, 2016
    Deathco_019

    Drummer

    I've been ghosted a couple of times but there seems to be potential with this girl I've been talking to
     
  22. Aaron Mook Jul 9, 2016
    Aaron Mook

    hallelujah, baby, I know who butters my bread Moderator

    Fiancee and I can only see each other weekly now because she has clinicals throughout the week and is sometimes working nights, but tonight we got to fooling around at the drive-ins and skipped out on the second half of Independance Day to go home and do the deed. That said, our weekly liaisons have been consistent and v relieving for both of us
     
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  24. chewbacca110 Jul 10, 2016
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"

    After getting out of a tumultuous, poisonous 4-year relationship over a year ago I have since (respectably and safely) doubled my number. I'm trying to get as much experience as I can before I find myself in another relationship.
     
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  25. KimmyGibbler Jul 10, 2016
    KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    You made the right decision. The second half of that movie is a dumpster fire.
     
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  26. KimmyGibbler Jul 10, 2016
    KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    Did she want you to fuck her like the US military fucked Bin Laden?
     
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  27. iam1bearcat Jul 10, 2016
    iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    what the fuck
     
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  28. KimmyGibbler Jul 10, 2016
    KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    For reference:
     
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