Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 237

Most boring banter ever I presume

 

The only new bit is that Owen is claiming Shearer nearly signed for Liverpool. Otherwise it's the same old same old.

Owen has shown a total lack of self awareness as to why anyone involved with Newcastle thinks he's a tool. Shearer tried to illuminate the situation for him, by sending him a link of an interview Own did for BT last year. Owen then claims Shearer was going to leave for Liverpool and tries to have a pop at Shearer about loyalty.

Pretty embarrassing all around, tbh.

I like Shearer. Think he's a good pundit (even if he can be a proper grump), but I don't enjoy how often he picks fights on twitter.

As for Owen, just get back to your horses. Arse.

 

Owen talking about loyalty is hilarious. Wonder where he keeps his premier league medal?

 

What about y’all? Haters never saw me coming for that trophy in Turkey.

 

I moved to Valencia for 69m because I was overshadowed at my old club lol

 

Celtic () for 48m as I had friends already playing for the club lol. Me + Broony go way back

 

Moved to Atletico where i’m wearing the number 94 for 88M after falling out with my old teammates. Super weird because 94 is my birth year and is the jersey number I always go with in sport video games create a player.

 

I transferred to Barca for 38m because I had fallout with teammates. Wearing #71.

 

My agent engineered a move to AC Milan for $51 million, wearing jersey number 69, nice.

Photo attached for proof of number lol

 

Me and Robbie on those big boy transfer wages.

 

My agent engineered a move to Porto for £11m...

 

I’ll get you in touch with my agent.

 

Club Brugge for €71m. #62.

I feel... cheated

 

Moved to Arsenal (gag) for 50m because Unai Emery has always been a fan. #40

 

Moved to Monaco for 93m, because it has better weather, and I will wear shirt 78.

 

Tbh I’d move to Monaco for better weather too

 

Gone to Barca for £11m because my agent engineered it. Bargain if you ask me. Wearing the 85 shirt, I'm sure to start!

 

I’m just glad to see none of us are monsters with low battery percentages. That gives me hives.

 

From an old relationship where I got moaned at if my phone died and I couldn't reply in 20 minutes, even 7 years later I get legit anxiety if my phone drops below 60%. Always leave with it 90%+

 

Well they sound awful.

I just have Issues.

 

Speaking of awful, anyone else seen Inter's fan response to the Lukaku incident?

 

Yep. Italian ultras are the worst. I've been to Cagliari, amongst other Italian cities, and didn't think it was any more or less racist, so seeing Cagliari have this issue is strange.

 

Garry Monk appointed Sheffield Wednesday manager. Not the worse appointment, he had decent records at Middlesbrough, Swansea and Birmingham. I think we might struggle to break in to the top 10 this season anyway.

 

I just saw the trailer for the HBO doc on Maradona. Looks awesome.

 

Want to be watching out with the signings he makes. He's currently being sued by Middlesbrough, with evidence provided by Birmingham. I'm very surprised he's been hired, would have thought he'd have been blacklisted. Plus I'm not sure he's as good as his record might suggest. None of my mates (all Boro fans) have anything good to say about him.


Edit: a link to the story for anyone interested - https://www-gazettelive-co-uk.cdn.a.../garry-monk-issues-lengthy-statement-16551204