2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 827

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Huh

 

@spiffa0 criticized me for talking about poop in another thread but look what we are doing in here. Either meditation or slow motion porn.

 

Waiting for the Jags and Joints think-piece on poop.

 

I have a hot take on pooping that blew my gf's mind the other day

 

Go on...

 

So as farrrrrrr back as I can remember because I am not sure when it changed, prob when I was around 13, I poop with the toilet seat up and just sit on the actual toilet, always. Is that weird? My gf said its v weird.

 

Dan

 

fuck

 

Jesus Christ

 

Fuck you beat me by a second

 

Holy mother of god

 

Daniel.

 

fuck fuck fuck

 

I feel way too restricted on a toilet seat

 

On a very strange and coincidental side note my ex gf JUST recommended doing enemas, she started doing them and said the benefits are tremendous.



We are offff the rails now

 

I had to got through @Randall Mentzos feed to understand what was happening and now I get it

 

Sitting directly on the bowl sounds legit painful and difficult.

 

Yeah like in theory it should, but I enjoy long poop sessions that way! my legs get a little numb sometimes maybe lmao idk

 

Anyone invest in a squatty potty?

 

I poop standing up

 

yes I have one and I love it

we have 3 bathrooms in our house and I won't shit in the ones that don't have it