Off-putting things about people • Page 14

I find making fun of how people die pretty messed up, like I get it but still they're people with devastated friends and family

 

in high school when i worked as a cashier at wal-mart - and this was during the blue vest "how many i help you?" phase of their dress code - i would get the following question... while behind the register... checking out items... talking to customers...

"do you work here?"



OF COURSE I FUCKING WORK HERE. I'M WEARING THE GODDAMN VEST, HELPING CUSTOMERS AND DOING THE GODDAMN JOB.

after months of this, i finally answered once, in a whisper, "no, bought the vest on eBay!". the reaction was fantastic.

 

I hate when employees are sarcastic and I don't get its a joke. Like once at a restaurant the guy joked that they were out of what I ordered, and when i order I get anxious that they'll be out of one of the few things I can eat on the menu so I was like ahhh. I hate it tho. like I don't know u or ur sense of humor so let's just get this interaction over with pls. Plus it's not funny.

 

I get this all the time at work after I say "Can I help you find something?" Between that and "I like a beer with flavor, pour me something with flavor" it's a regular battle to not lose my mind.

 

Customers who think they can do whatever they want. This lady came in the other day and said she doesn't want crust on her pizza. I told her we have to leave a crust and she's all in a tone that's full of attitude "here's the thing some people have done it for me before I don't like a bunch of bread" or however it was worded. I explained to her that her pizza will fall apart in the oven if we didn't leave a crust and were not suppose to do that (and will make a really big mess). Some people don't sauce the pizza far out enough leaving more crust which they're not supposed to do. Too many people doing things they're not suppose to be doing and it causes uppity customers.

Counting down the days until my last day.

 

She doesn't deserve pizza.

 

The crust is the second best part after the pineapple

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen when sauced correctly, the crust isn't even that big. It's pretty small. And it's all thin crust pizza so idk what her complaining is about. She's also getting a really good deal on her meal for what we charge. It's annoying af the rude/sassy-ness/pickiness of customers. They basically want every ingredient in every bite or they throw a fit

 

Speaking of pizza crust, Papa John's needs to give way more garlic sauce. Every bite of their pizza should be covered in that sauce

 

If I haven't said it yet, contrarianism is probably one of the most obnoxious things, ever. Probably why I hate 4chan and everything it stands for so much.

 

agreed. i dislike the 50 cents they charge per additional sauce cup. it's like, okay, yeah, a $10 pizza is a good deal, but by the time i walk out of there with all my additional garlic sauce cups i've spent 30 bucks.

 

all this pizza talk has put me in a good mood. gonna get papa john's tonight, and some wine, i'll say hello to the gym tomorrow. tonight's gonna be goooood.

oops, wrong thread. oh well.

 

I'm not one to pay extra for sauces or condiments. Same goes for guacamole at Chipotle . Love guacamole, but it's not worth $1.90 extra

 

This is also gonna be a "job complaint"... I have a co worker who constantly makes excuses for other people. I'm the one who picks up everyones slack and not even get a raise for it. I work with him half to most of the time, and I would tell him how annoying it is that every time I come in NOTHING is done. He's a shift lead and honestly I think he can do a better job at being a shift lead. Like if it's a slow day, there is a lot to be done and he just makes an excuse "maybe they had other things that needed to be done" and I'm looking at him like "are you fucking shitting me right now" because some of the things that aren't done can very easily be done. To me "slow day" means its slow and things should have been done. But half of the things that need to be done nobody does them except for me. Sometimes I come in and someone will say "it was so slow today we did everything and literally there was nothing else to do..", yet I find plenty of things that could have been done. I'm always playing catch up and it's very annoying. People have taken me for granted. I also get made to do everything that no one else wants to do, "I'm gonna have you do this because I know no one else will want to". Also most of the time when he closes, and I open the next day, the place looks like shit and I again hear another excuse as to why it was shitty. "I didn't want to stay late" aka to the time I'm scheduled for. No body knows how to properly communicate. Glad I'm quitting this job because recently it's all I complain about. I'm tired of putting up with all the bull shit.

 

4chan is mostly satire. And millions of people use it, they don't all stand for the same things. It's just anonymous, and the rules are relaxed. You can't get banned there simply for disagreeing with someone like you can here.

 

You can't get banned here fit disagreeing with someone unless your posts are racist, homophobic, or detrimental to conversation to a fault. Odd thing to say considering you only have 5 posts.

 

Wonder if they've been banned from here before

 

Customers who will come into a restaurant in the middle of summer and ask for us to turn the AC down.

Like no, I'm running around in a long sleeve and pants. You will survive

 

Ugh so annoying! Like its at that temperature for a reason. They need to bring a jacket if they're cold. The table across the way is probably complaining it's too hot inside. Like Don't go out to eat if you're gonna whine about the inside temperature

 

I always whine about the temperature cause I'm always cold but I'd never whine to an employee or ask to turn the temperature just for me. It sucks basically having to bring a change of clothes everywhere just to go inside in the summer cause the ac is blasting everywhere but it wouldn't even occur to me to ask them to change the temp lol

 

I get cold too and usually forget to bring a sweater (I get cold easy) but yeah I don't ask employees to change the temp. And working in food service people would whine how it's so cold inside and ask to turn up the temp. We have more important things to do than worrying about the temperature. These old people came in one time with legit parkas and still complained about it being cold. No that's just you not us

 

I think we may be the same person

 

Our thermostat is set to like 82 and I've got 3 fans in my room. I need to move somewhere with cooler weather.

 

Impatient customers. Today before I could even ask this guy if he wanted is pizza cut in smaller slices he was all "I want the bbq on it" and I had the squeeze bottle right next to it and even noted it.

Customers who don't know what the want/who are confusing. Also today I was doing an order and the one for this kid, I asked him if he wanted everything on it, he says yeah whatever comes on it, and as I was making it was all "no sausage" I told him it came with it and that's what he asked for. He's not the only customer that has done that. Like did you even look at the fucking menu? Because I asked you if you wanted everything on it and then be like "no (insert ingredients)" when we're making it.

I swear customers like this are the cause of my gray hair

 

I truly do not care if it's satire or if I am generalizing. I've seen enough 4chan users in my time, and they've all behaved in pretty much the same way.

4chan has a culture that praises acting like a cynical prick, ironically or not, and it leads to people ingraining this ideology so much that they are legitimately incapable of taking anything seriously, and it's a culture that centers around being dickish, cynical, contrarian and offensive all for the novelty of it. No way you can argue against that because we both know that's the case overall. The biggest fights in my old friend group always started because of the heavy 4chan users not taking serious topics seriously, ever, and cracking terrible jokes about literally anything (including when we confronted them about it) and every now and then we had just had enough of their bullshit.

And lastly, there's something to be said for how easy it is to tell somebody is a hardcore 4chan user. They have a very distinctive way of speaking, especially over text, so much so that you can always tell. And it's always obnoxious beyond words.

//rantover because I should stop or I could write for hours about everything awful about 4chan, lol