(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 52

Now I have Super Freak stuck in my head

 

Hahah, you're welcome

 

Haha, mostly some of the stuff she texts me while she's at work and stuff. I can't really repeat it in here, haha. Too many people have added me on like facebook and instagram and stuff

 

there was a girl i dated once who constantly sent me really, really sexual texts / pics all day, every day. i very distinctly remember needing to leave a very important meeting to get a drink of water and some fresh air because it was getting way, way, way too ridiculous for me to cope with in a room full of old, crabby board members.

 

Yeah this is probably the same girl then

 

should probably just not look at those texts in a meeting :-D

 

what was i gonna do? work?!?!


pssh.

 

Yeah you can't NOT look at them. I'll go to a meeting fully torqued, i'm not above it.

 

Totally, bro. Torqued to the max. Yolo.

*guitar solo to signify extreme 'tudes*

 

make sure to grab a mountain dew extreeeeeeme!

 

anyone go from a partner who was adventurous / "a freak" in bed to a new partner who is more tame in comparison? any advice on how to adjust?

 

Respect her boundaries and if she's willing, maybe she'll end up expanding them in time.

 

I'm here for the WoW discussion.

Was a guild officer resto druid during Warlords, LF progression guild

 

Gonna have sex tomorrow and then gonna have sex the day after that as well. That is all

 

Livin' the dream.

 

Nice.

 

Don't even know what Friday may bring, so I might try going for a hat trick

 

I know the hat trick isn't Jamiroquai cosplay but please humor me

 

I had a hat trick yesterday alone

 

Had the closest call with my fiancee trying to sneak one in before her mom came home yesterday. She bolted to the bathroom and was like, "Your pants are on the bed!" but I thought she said "under the bed" and I ended up having to jump under the covers all sweaty and shit before her mom came in to say hi

 

You did it with a hat on?

 

hi i haven't had sex in two years is it still the way it was back then

 

I still chuckle every single time I see this thread title.