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Absurdist Twitter • Page 320

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. bigmike Jul 26, 2019
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    Yeah, seriously the Toad text messages one is fantastic.
     
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  2. neo506 Jul 26, 2019
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  3. Zach Jul 26, 2019
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    Definitely going to start replying to people with Bonk Bonk!
     
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  4. Joel Gustafson Jul 27, 2019
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

    I was hoping to see this
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 27, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  7. Sean Murphy Jul 27, 2019
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    omg lol
     
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  8. Sean Murphy Jul 27, 2019
    Sean Murphy

    i'll never delete a post Supporter







     
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  9. Sean Murphy Jul 27, 2019
    Sean Murphy

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    omg the “lil diddy” one had me.
     
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  10. DickyCullz Jul 28, 2019
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    I create content for some of your favorite artists



    Need a whole
    Movie
     
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  11. Joel Gustafson Jul 28, 2019
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  12. Marx&Recreation Jul 28, 2019
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  13. Joel Gustafson Jul 28, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  15. OhTheWater Jul 28, 2019
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    I can’t stop
     
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  16. Joel Gustafson Jul 28, 2019
    Joel Gustafson

    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  17. Mary V Jul 29, 2019
    Mary V

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  18. Mary V Jul 29, 2019
    Mary V

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  19. youll be fine Jul 29, 2019
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    Lil Nas is a shit posting lord.
     
  20. DickyCullz Jul 29, 2019
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jul 29, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  22. Steve_JustAGuy Jul 30, 2019
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  24. mad Jul 30, 2019
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    finally snuck a pic of my best office pal Tilly!

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  25. K0ta Jul 30, 2019
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    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

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  26. youll be fine Jul 30, 2019
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    Wow. I am jealous and you are lucky.
     
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  27. Mary V Jul 30, 2019
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    BEAUTIFUL BABY
     
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  28. mad Jul 30, 2019
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    She’s one of the chillest dogs I’ve ever met. Impressive especially since she’s a border collie and still quite young.
     
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