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At my friends house and I asked if we could use her jacuzzi and she said only if we’re naked and I thought she was joking but apparently it’s cause they are afraid of suds getting on the hot tub or some shit ??

 

what is your life

 

I’m not gonna do it I don’t think unless I’m drunk enough

 

It’s not even her rule it’s her roommates lol

 

just another day in LA

 

Ok here’s the thing. If my male friends leave I’ll prolly do it. The girl friend and I have randomly had s*x in the past so it’s not that awk. But I’m sorry I just don’t want my bois to see my dinkle

 

don't be a nerd. show the boys your dong.

 

Ok. Hung dong w friend and girl friend

 

So drs k

 

Threesome?

 

I honestly tbf our maybe.

 

Nosome

 

if you've never hung dong with your boys are you even really friends?

 

It's not even 9am and people are already being their worst selves!! Ugh.

 

How do people have the energy to yell that early

 

Morning

 

I wanted to stop by and say we were at the grocery store yesterday and I saw a giant thing of spaghetti sauce labeled as "gravy" and thought of just how fucked up everything is

 

Browsing the internet first thing in the morning is probably the worst thing I can do because I have a big mouth and I will get pissed and angrily type some shit at 8am and then have my whole day affected by it.

 

Hello

 

I’m
Up at 5am smh

 

That account normally has the worst takes

 

I know it's kind of amazing hahaha

 

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