Getting Old and Probably Dying Thread • Page 6

my doctor is a woman around my age and she has never touched my bits, i think we have a mutual understandng. she did ask me if they were lumpy tho

 

Were they?

 

no way to know for sure

 

Just turned 29. A friend from high school came into my work the other morning and we just talked about how we used to go to bars all the time and now this year i had two drinks and was in bed by 11pm.

 

It's not even 9 yet and I'm ready for bed, wearing leggings to bed to add compression to my legs and I have my legs elevated on pillows, have taken a muscle relaxer, wearing earplugs, and am watching Frasier. So I've aged to like 100.

 

this sounds perfect tbh

 

It would be if these ear plugs worked a lil better. Was hoping they'd help drown out enough noise from my upstairs neighbor and the sound of car alarms outside but oh well!

 

My old lady back is killing me. I went to the gym and did a bunch of back stretches and was hoping it'd help but naaw. It's def at the point where I have to sit with some sort of back support at all times. I sat on a ledge for a while today and I think that did it. At concerts I pretty much have to be front row now because if I don't have the stage to lean against my back will die immediately smh

 

Holla to all those with sore knees.

 

Carry around Icy Hot with me every where I go. AMA

 

32 is fucked. FUCKED,,,

 

listening to 'waggy' from dude ranch and almost in tears
the amount of great memories i've had listening to it is crazy
33 is weird

 

I’m 31, don’t tell me this Ken

 

he isn’t kidding

 

I got bad news for you guys in a year or two...

 

Damn I always thought you were 30

 

I'm an old. When I think about gifts id like it's: massage, mattress topper, compression pants, tea

 

I’m 34 in two months and my hangovers currently last two to three days. Does it get worse? I bet it gets worse

 

sherry?

 

It's been better (so far) than 31.

 

If only I was classy!

 

I'm now the oldest person in my team at 28. The guy who is 31 has been promoted and moved office, now I don't have anyone to deflect the ribbing too. Its funny banter, but annoying I have no deflection anymore. The 30 candle is still lying out from that guys birthday as a reminder to me.

 

I’m going to die alone. It’s the scariest thing to think about. I can’t get by in life alone.

 

I feel like getting closer to my 30s is just everyone I used to know trying to get me to buy their homemade candles and MLM nonsense. YOU'RE NOT A SKINCARE EXPERT BECAUSE U SELL RODAN AND FIELDS