Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 422

must've been a pee-no blanc

 

well yeah pee isn't white

 

This is America buddy.
If I can't responsibly aim for the drain then it's more than just urine you should worry about going down the tubes.
Trump's America is not my America.
I'll piss where I please.

 

All of my dishes have been dirty for weeks like literally weeks its disgusting and I don't even have enough to make food and so I am eating this disgusting s'mores Pizza that my nephew convinced me to buy the other day because it's the only thing that doesn't require eating utensils. Being an adult sucks.

 

Wow

 

Hawt

@Derek

 

my sincerest apologies

 

How about piss off

 

Gonna kick ass now

 

Proud of you, man

 

just wanna point out that @thesoftskeleton wenf so hard with the dumb bitch juice that she knocked over 6 scooters like dominos

 

careful

 

It’s true

 

our poor lyft driver had to put up with our nonsense

 

were they those dumb gentrifying bird scooters? sounds like she was doing a service thanks comrade Kaitie

 

Chase we are friends

You agree with me on this take AND the cheesecake is pie take so HA take that @CarpetElf

 

To add to this, it’s also funny how @dadbolt disagrees with me on both so maybe we should swap roommates

 

Damn I didn't know Matt sucked

Sorry Matt

 

what’s a smores pizza

 

good evening chorus night crew

 

It's an abomination from Papa Murphy's. Dough with chocolate chips and marshmallows and some sort of like cinnamon Graham cracker concoction??I tried to convince him to get their cookie dough instead but he persisted.

 

peeing in the shower is efficient excuse me for caring about the environment

 

I’m more sad it isn’t actual pizza in s’mores form but I can’t believe papa Murphy is still around

 

Papa Murphy's thrives cause they accept ebt cards! Tho I am typically at having to cook my own pizza