Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 401

i took the 10k post on this thread

phxck yew

 

YouTube algorithm nailing it

 

eleven and a half minutes just for "yes"

 

wait wat

 

blame it on my youtube algorithm

 

robert

 

kenny

 

kenny is the name of my nemesis who is most likely dead

 

please don't say you killed kenny powers

 

He played on the same youth soccer league team as me. His Dad was the coach. I started and he sat on the bench. Next year, I was with a different team, somehow. We won. We won all the games and tournaments. We defeated him multiple times. His rat tail was impressive. His soccer skills were not. I met his sister. She tells me to stop. It's her father's team; she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada - I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

 

Kenneth are you subtweeting yourself

 

What do you have against wood

 

No way to be sure, I suppose

 

My nalgene bottle broke. Any suggestions for a replacement? I see that hydro flasks are really popular now.

 

A chef eating an uncrustable? Smdh

 

Chase

 

I've never had one bc pb & bread shouldn't be refrigerated ever but jelly must

Actually I had an off brand one a month or so ago and it was bad

 

Uncrustables are delicious and I will not hear otherwise

 

They are actually p good just didn't expect Ken to eat one haha

 

uncrustables are tasty and incredibly convenient.

 

uncrustables make a fantastic breakfast