Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 344

When I went to the ICE office protest people would drive by honking, same at the women's march and stuff. It's confusing because idk if they're honking in solidarity or anger

 

This is why you always go prepared with a sign that says “Honk if you’re gay for immigrants rights” that you can quickly hold up whenever you hear someone honking. Just in case.

 

Once there was an anti choice protest on a busy street in town and I wanted to flip them all off but I've never actually flipped someone off before so it's not a reflex and didn't occur to me to do until later lol

 

For context, this happened at 11:33am

“Can I get two tickets?”
“What movie?”
“Toy story”
“Okay, 2 for toy story at 11:30?”
“No, 5”

Why the fuck did they just say “toy story”????

 

one time when Obama was president they were holding signs of him with a Hitler mustache by the post office and I'm not sure why

 

You’re gonna miss this

 

I already asked him to sneak my drinks

 

Good to know I login for first time in a little bit and I see @Dog with a Blog f***ed a grandma smdh

 

lounging in bed eating a cupcake. This is what Sundays are made for

 

I’m a virgin

 

It’s a running joke in there

 

Same

 

she’s already trying to get me to sneak her drinks smdh

 

Cait got a 30 percent off Pizza Hut coupon at Hollister lolwut



Where are you LJ

 

And I'm so sorry

 

I miss LJ.
There was a comfort in his consistency, both in posting and in character.

 

good evening aliens

 

It is not evening.

 

what do you have against frozen water tex

 

hi daddy!!!!

yes it is. is this racism?

 

Honking is for assholes. They are assholes.

 

What’s Aeropostale giving out?

 

Shares

 

Hey how old are you?

 

it's not polite to ask a cup how old they are kingjohn