Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 318

I just bought SLOTH socks. Aren't you glad we're friends?

 

IT YAWNED

I HAVE TO DIE

 

IT KEEPS YAWNING

 

I just witnessed a farmers market showdown. I was waiting to hear what flavors of pie they had, and in the meantime this woman asked how much their eggs cost. Instead of being a normal human and saying "we don't sell eggs" she said "we don't sell eggs. I don't see any eggs here!!" Gesturing at her booth All condescending. And the woman was like "....well your sign says you sell eggs which is why I asked" (and the sign did say that) and instead of redeeming herself as a human and apologizing, she just asked her co-vendor "Why does the sign say we sell eggs?!?!" Getting all in her anger.

It was actually rude enough to make me not purchase a pie, which is saying something!! Espesh because she vented about her inaccurate sign before answering my question about the pies like sis fix ur sign and then fix URSELF

 

I would do the same so I respect that

 

Concert is tonight. Full of anxiety. Still not sure when I'll leave for it, not really interested in seeing either band before CRJ.

 

I am SO excited for you!

 

Have the best time!!

 

Thanks! I'm excited, but just super anxious since I haven't been to a concert in so long.

 

yr gonna have a blast!

 

Where’s is at bruv?

 

vodka sodas keep social anxiety at bay

dancing helps too I know that sounds counter intuitive but just go for it

 

Bill Graham Auditorium.

 

Fun!

 

I was there a few months ago for a work event, so I at least know how to get there, especially since it's close to BART.

 

now I'm anxious that you'll be late

to the surprise of no one I'm very punctual

 

So you did see Chester French

 

I'm bummed a band I really wanna see just announced a fall tour but the closest date to me is Connecticut. What's the furthest you guys would travel for a show?

 

2 hours or so. Whose the band

 

Trust me, I am too. Doors open at 6, show starts at 7:30 and there's two openers. Figured I'd aim to arrive by 8.

 

I don't think I did but usually I'm all about opening acts

 

yeah she'll go on like 9 probably you'll be fine

 

You’d prob be good to get there a lil later than that. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been to a show where the headliner was on before 930

 

or listen to ian he’s smart

 

Today was my day off. Had a chill day planned. My friend asked me to lunch and I agreed. Her children came along and one was being so demonic she had to take him out of the restaurant and he was like physically attacking her so I took her other kid with me to get my oil changed. Then my friend had me switch kids with her because the other one had an appt so I got the demonic one. It was only supposed to be half an hour but it's been an hour so far. He touched a cookie at the farmers market so I had to pay for it. Now I wanna take a nap cause I had my nephew this morning and he had me get up all early, but I can't cause I'm still watching the demon.

BASICALLY HOW DID MY DAY OFF TURN INTO WORK???