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y’all wanna know what’s wack? leaving interview questions over voicemail. like wtf how is my anxious ass not supposed to stammer through that.

the answer is beer. this should be fun /s

 

wtf? then why are you watching it

 

I wish I loved anything as much as MikeJ loves Thrice

 

ive taken a couple shots before an in person interview to calm down before lol

 

also i guess tonight im hanging out with that woman i hung out with the other night.

we’re “watching netflix”

 

if you asked him if Thrice were a more influential band than say The Beatles or Nirvana, he'd laugh at you, making sure his friends hear you, so he can own you when he tells you that The Beatles have nothing on Thrice and everyone will laugh. better luck next time, bucko

 

S*X

 

When my little sisters throw fits my mom always says “it’s time for you to Netflix and chill”

I should probably tell her that’s not what it means

 

have fun

 

listen, I think there might be people at work that might not like me, but the thing of it is I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

 

I don’t want to jump to conclusions jorb

But yeah she got kinda lit last night and wanted me to come over then and was being much more forward lol

 

tubular

 

At Least you have more time to come up with answers

 

I had to do that once and there is no way it was coherent

 

My last day at my current job is August 12th. Guess I better start looking for a new one eh?

 

I'm good like hard work employee me, me employee for you be

 

i quickly chugged a beer and then immediately called. I had written myself a script and fucked up the pronunciation of “prioritizing” lol but other than that I don’t think I sounded too stupid

 

I come work in car, vroom vroom, coffee on time

 

What is your beer of choice, tippy?!

 

That's awesome man. I really hope you get it.

 

Same except my last day is Sunday

 

I like fruity IPAs mostly but what I had in the house was a white claw hard seltzer-raspberry flavored so that’s what it was today haha

 

the job or *** ???