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scrambled or fried?

 

who sets the time before they put food in the microwave? what the fuck

 

fried always

 

that's some serial killer shit

 

almost like taking cold showers

 

I want to take a cold shower

 

wow

Is cobra good now?

 

Pothead

 

this is me
Coolest Guy in Room Just Here to See Opener

 

wait is this real? the pink is bought seats? like how is the turnout that bad?

 

Sleek bleak....if you will

 

the tickets are insanely overpriced and, shocker, turns out a large number of blink fans don't want the band touring with Lil Wayne for....reasons...

 

In a just world the tickets would be selling so poorly because they're touring with Neck Deep

 

Blue are empty, pink are on the resell market, grey is sold

It’s real

 

I'm trying really hard not to tell that guy that judging br*nd n*w fans who are aware of what happened is not just acceptable, but appropriate.

 

but idk why i'm holding back

 

OMGGGGG. I completely forgot about this but my friend just sent me the link. A couple years ago I was at my buddy’s house and we were just fucking around on his instruments in the garage and we started writing a parody Blink 182/pop punk song. Honestly?? It’s kinda good haha. We’re just messing around here and recorded it using the voice memo app so it’s obviously garbage but you can totally hear what it could be lol.



Lyrics:

We sat there under the stars
Ate pizza and we played guitar
Girl, this is the best night of my looiifffe

All the boys hanging in the yard
Singing songs and drinking PBR
Girl, this is the best night of my looiiffe

Driving home in your car
My palms are sweaty from your beating heart
Girl, this is the best night of our looooiives

Girl, how could this night get any better?

We know summer can’t last forever x4

But we’ll tryyyyyyyy!!!!!!

 

this is my summer anthem now

 

I’m kinda surprised that for as poorly as the blink lil wayne tour is selling, Weezer/the pixies sold extremely well this year at those exact same venues

 

blink needs more memes, if only tom was still in the band

 

Dog With A Blonk

 

I'm eating cake for lunch so u could say this weight loss thing is going well