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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 342

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Ken Jun 23, 2019
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    Wat
     
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  2. Colby Searcy Jun 23, 2019
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    You disagree?

    I didn't find it too painful, just burned/tingled a bit. :shrug:
     
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  3. Ken Jun 23, 2019
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    Lay-zerz
     
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  4. Colby Searcy Jun 23, 2019
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    That sounds expensive though. What kinda moneybags you think I make Ken?
     
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  6. Ken Jun 23, 2019
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    Try it and you’ll see.
     
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  7. Kingjohn_654 Jun 23, 2019
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  8. Kingjohn_654 Jun 23, 2019
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    It usually takes my boys a couple days to get full feeling back. Doesn't hurt, just numbs stuff.
     
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  9. SlappinCups Jun 23, 2019
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    :devil:
     
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  10. Colby Searcy Jun 23, 2019
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    It even says in the directions not to use it on your privates
     
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  11. Colby Searcy Jun 23, 2019
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    I feel like I'd miss it though
     
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  12. Kingjohn_654 Jun 23, 2019
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    Yeah, but the hair on my publics isn't what needs to go.
     
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  13. GrantCloud Jun 24, 2019
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  15. GrantCloud Jun 24, 2019
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    Cups did you really do it tho
     
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  16. SlappinCups Jun 24, 2019
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    no :tear: I was devil facing :devil: you guys' veet talk :kiss::alien::wine:
     
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  17. dylan Jun 24, 2019
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    wtf is veet
     
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  18. Ken Jun 24, 2019
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  19. MrCon Jun 24, 2019
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    Does it not concern you that they're numb for a couple of days? I'd be worried if any part of me went numb for two days. :crylaugh:
     
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  20. DickyCullz Jun 24, 2019
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    Champagne blowjobs are wild y’all
     
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  21. tippergore Jun 24, 2019
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    seems like that would leave you with a case of,,,,,,,,









    sticky dicky
     
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  22. Kingjohn_654 Jun 24, 2019
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    Linkin Park wrote a song about it and they seem fine.
     
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  24. currytheword Jun 24, 2019
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    Reason no. 456 why we aren't having sex: We can't feel our privates in the first place.
     
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  25. tippergore Jun 24, 2019
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  26. GrantCloud Jun 24, 2019
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    You need to leave gore
     
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  27. Ken Jun 24, 2019
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  28. ChaseTx Jun 24, 2019
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    Is that like a blowjay with a mouthful of champagne? What other beverages have you used

    Perhaps Big Red?
     
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