Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 119

laughing bc for whatever reason I imagined this happened to you as a kid but this is much funnier

 

Did someone say daddy?

 

You should have seen the snapchat I took of the turtles at the Baltimore Aquarium.

No, lol. It was recent. I was standing there in shock as I was obviously not expecting it and then the giraffe started peeing into the other's mouth and all over his face and I started laughing because I'm incredibly immature.

 

Coleslaw cummies

 

No lie, I do a pretty great impression of turtles having sex. It’s a very distinct sound

 

record it and upload it here

 

The Sound of Animals F*******

 

gross

 

Fighting, with anthony green duhhh

 

nah I feel like that's the only appropriate reaction lol

 

oh i thought you meant the death metal band

 

This forum would be a better place had your parents all read my book.

Raising Pg Kids in an X-Rated Society https://www.amazon.com/dp/0687352835/?tag=absolutepunk-20

Pay no mind to those reviews

 

Would you like to on a podcast Mr Gore

 

"One time i cut a slice so thin i couldnt even see it"
"Then how do you know you cut it?"
"I guess i just assumed."

I think about that seinfeld interaction every time I get deli meat

 

He’s busy

 

doing what

 

Cya!!!

 

The sequel to An Inconvenient Truth isn’t going to make itself

 

Is this truth more or less convenient than the last?

 

2 inconvenient 2 truth

 

this is ban worthy elf