The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1178

Ooh I know this one

 

See I would like YOUR black beans but most places don’t even try

 

that's very sadly true.

 

They’re the same thing

People just don’t usually refer to them as beans so I wanted to specify

 

What’s my neighbor gonna do for them that they can’t do for themselves?

 

I'm hungry now dude.

 

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth lmao

 

I've heard a rumor that some beans are magical.

 

arguably

 

well besides @Dog with a Blog

 

I think the only time I eat any traditional beans is when my gf makes me put them in my chili, it takes away but whatev. Whatever kind we use Ill only get them when they come dry and in a bag.

for non traditional beans, black eyed peas and butter beans are lit tho bc you just fuckin boil em in pork, sugar, and pepper tho

 

@dylan

 

Lol. Not religious I just like the expression “you need Jesus”

It’s a cultural thing haha my whole New Orleans side of my family says that

 

see now I fuck with this

just not generic beans stuff

 

I like coffee beans when they're ground up, steeped in hot water, and then filtered out

 

Coward

 

L O L that’s great

 

Ever give cunnilingus to a woman who squirts? Yeah that’s getting your mouth peed in

 

Wat

 

Fyi you don't need to be engaging in cunnilingus for this to happen. You can just ask and get out the tarp.

 

Scientists found out that that kind of outward female ejaculate is basically like 90% similar composition as pee

I didn’t know that the one time I’ve had that happen... but based on how it tasted, I can confirm that it directly tasted like you’d imagine pee tastes... haha

 

whoa I didn't even start this convo

 

-_-

 

Buddy,