The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1102

Life is just too damn short to be with someone who wants ta kill ya


Winston Churchill said that

 

I have to get a new job in 2 months and I'm TERRIFIED can I just get paid to post on chorus thanks in advance

 

yep. Same one. He's been a bad friend at times, but no one deserves this. I think if he can get away from this toxicity, he could really turn things around.

 

Ask @Jason Tate

 

Private message: @thesoftskeleton

Ok, so looks like using a car on him is out. Too many potential witnesses. Will update when a better plan comes along.

 

Oh wait how do I DM

 

I know this is fucked up to say, but I hope they lock her ass up for years because she deserves it for trying to kill him and and not only that, but so that he isn't tempted to go back to her. I can see that kind of fucked up thing happening if she's out in a few days.

 

https://forum.chorus.fm/inbox/add?to=thesoftskeleton

 

ooh, do me next

 

pretend she’s an asian on instagram i bet you’ll figure it out

 

https://forum.chorus.fm/inbox/add?to=Ken

 

@aliens exist

 

“An Asian.” Who says that? Get with the times, Derek

 

holy fuck

@Dog with a Blog BTFO JFG BRO JFG

 

That’s like calling someone “a gay.” Christ, I know you’re a hick but come on

 

canceled

 

Y’all remember when James called the holiday celebrating the abolition of slavery dumb?

 

rude, Dylan doesn't have a sense of fashion

 

fuck you yes i do

 

me carrying @thesoftskeleton out of the bar this weekend

 

Which one are you?