The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1081

@oldjersey

 

Damn. That’s actually a hella good point

 

I've been sitting on my couch the past 2 days playing video games while Cait is on the west coast so thk u. Needed this

 

Just sat thru a 2 hour dance recital my niece is lucky I love her lol

 

anyone ever get freaked out about those stories where people die and pets like eat the owners face or smth? it might be kinda cool though idk

 

I gotchu

 

Man, I want some crab legs

 

This is why I don't do reptiles, I read about some guy who died in his house and his lizards ate him

 

I've heard this about dogs and I think once about a cat so I think any pet might do that

 

This Kroger is dope

 

sad you moved to ATL after they tore down murder Kroger :/

 

murder kroger?

 

my cat would eat me, 100%

he’s an asshole

*james voice* yeah and he could survive for like a month hurr hurr

 

We had an intense storm earlier that did this and lasted all of 15 minutes



And now it's sunny clear and the temp dropped 15 degrees

 

Idgi

 

wish the tornado would have yeeted me

 

@CookieCrusher is your name a euphemism?

 

My friend just posted a long heartfelt birthday to Donald Duck including a picture of when she last “met him”. Wtf

 

Nice

 

Snapchat is a truly cursed app

 

Post it I wanna see

 

the twins don't really look identical

 

is there rule 34 of gritty and the babadook fucking yet