The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1028

I said this about Xmen

 

jk that will never happen I know you will like it no matter what and it will automatically be your AOTY if you make a list for that sort of stuff

 

Who is this messaging targeted towards

 

I really have to mow the lawn if you know what I mean but there’s lightning

 

Just biked 4.5 miles, excited for some alcohol soon

 

i hate mornings and dont wanna talk to anyone before 9am at work but when @thesoftskeleton and i are visiting each other I can annoy her early in the morning and making her mad puts me in a better mood

 

I always wake up before my SO every weekend, so I usually jump on her and wake her up, it makes my morning ruining hers

 

you can't shave your pubes when there's lightning?

 

yes you do. fite me.

 

I feel like I should dump my girlfriend for saying James McAvoy is hot in Penelope

 

I’m assuming a bumble date since you’re not coming home “until late”

 

Who can stay up past nine ever

 

@Max_123 want me to handle this?

 

smh

 

What

 

coward

 

no. i want to see his dogs and fighting him is the best way to do that

 

that was the only good post in the blink thread today

 

smh u couldn’t even handle cups

 

Whoa no I just really need to mow the lawn it’s getting out of hand my dogs are disappearing

Please

 

Fresh Prince of Beverly Hills

 

how so?

 

To be fair though my dogs are only like 4 inches tall

 

That’s what we’ve been telling you for a long time

 

still taller than Dylan