The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1025

damn man first being racist and now attacking people for their appearance after you you outed yourself. when do you get your fox news show?

 

Damn working till 6 sucks especially hard on Friday

 

Im Mexican. Leave me alone

 

Where do you work chase

 

This is almost on brand to the thread but she’s going to wingstop

 

I need to get the AMC pass for the next three months

 

@dylan you wanna go to the dog park tomorrow? We don't even have to bring our dogs

 

at a finance company making cold calls

 

Yeah I’m thinking about it too, through the fall anyways

 

Put Dylan on a leash

 

I'm sorry :(

 

it's worked really well for me and saved me hella cash but I see a lot of movies

 

what are you implying

 

which one? what time? for how long?

I am getting (what's left of my) hair cut tomorrow at 9:00 at stanley market and then im free the rest of the day but i gotta go to the gym at some point so i can kick @thesoftskeleton 's ass at our apple watch competition

 

Bear is more human than you

 

Ah, Apple Watch competitions. @GrantCloud is familiar with losing those.

 

Hmm like 11? Then we can get some food after? The Lowry dog park is pretty nice and it's huge

 

Burning calories is for goons anyways

@Dirty Sanchez

 

True

 

I have confirmed Lowry Dog Park at 11am on my calendar.

 

nerd

 

Instagram reads Sanch's texts (or he's lying to me and looking this very specific thing up despite denials). It keeps showing him ads related to something I've continued to joke about. It's both funny and fucked up to me.

 

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IG is owned by facebook and 100% the access your texts, search history, microphone, etc. There's so many times @thesoftskeleton and I will talk about something on facetime with our phones nearby or send each other something we saw on the internet and then a day or two later we have ads for them on instagram