The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 959

Maybe idk

We have a lot of groceries that expire next week I should probably eat those

 

I'm sorry but it would be funny if he was like riding a Ferris wheel

 

real talk I just cant read things with a lot of info in them while Im at work, Im sprry

I can shit post easy while Im at work

so if youre also trying to have a good convo in there as part of it about why disney is homophobic or whatever else Im sorry. I think everyone here gets that tho fwiw.

 

If he is it's forgiven

 

David Attenborough: and here we see the rare phenomenon of a lion completing a tackle

 

are you okay looking at porn at work

 

plus "poor unfortunate souls" rules

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Don’t do this

 

I’m so sorry joe

 

Benefits of my own office....

 

And benefits of workin' in porn

 

give me this show

 

Last night at the bar I mentored someone coming to grips with balding lol. We sorta know each other from school and he came up to me and was saying how he has started shaving his head cause he’s balding and he’s hella depressed about it and doesn’t think he’ll ever fuck again lmao. He was hella wasted and was like, “so have you fucked since going bald?” . And I was basically just saying that confidence is the most important thing (and ngl it doesn’t hurt that he is pretty attractive imo) and he took that info and just started walking around the bar introducing himself to different girls lol. Already better than I am!

 

Yesterday was the first day i looked in the mirror and could see me bald spot from the front

 

so friggin epic

 

Time to let it go

 

I can't wait until I need to start buzzing my head. Much more convenient.

 

I looked into my eyes in the mirror in that moment and said 'so epic bro'

 

yeah i just buzz it, i have clippers

 

@Dirty Sanchez