The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 931

I A N

 

Haha, I really don’t think she thinks that I like her like that, or else she wouldn’t have been telling me and coworker about how many guys she’s dated. She did tell us what she was looking for in a guy, mainly height wise and facial hair wise, and I almost blurred out “that’s me” but controlled myself haha.

 

Plz tell me the Oreo bit

 

Maybe she doesn’t know that you think of her like that because you don’t fucking tell her

 

I just want to get this god damn dinner when she’s back from vacation so I can make move and let her know how I feel. JFG this shit is so prolonged.

 

just tell her waswas

 

I know haha, but I don’t really want to do it over text or during work hours.

 

I switched my car insurance and it's gonna save me $1000 woooo

 

"Yeah so that height and facial hair would be PERFECT. Ideally he'd go by the name Dirty Sanchez too, but I don't know if that's askin' too much"

 

RT and QFT

 

sanch i think it’s time to take the L buddy

 

It's only 2:30 how can this be when I feel like I've worked so much

I think it's just that I've actually been working today so anything more than 0 feels like a lot.

 

I don’t think so bruh

 

my ideal man would go by alaskan pipeline

 

Sanch. This is a hint.

 

When Taco Bell runs out of tacos, who do you call? One person reportedly called the police — USA TODAY

Which one of y’all did this?

 

Sanchez is literally the guy from Teenage Dirtbag

 

@K0ta

 

holy shit

 

Why are you tagging me though??

 

What’s that haha

 

Sanch should show up at to the Kroger with a watermelon and "act" surprised that she's there too.

 

I rest my case

 

Hearing @Dirty Sanchez talking about work lady got me like


Haha amirite