The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 892

@iCarly Rae Jepsen this shouldn’t be a surprise at all but I have a massive crush on Diana Silvers

 

Damn you smart

 

My least favorite part of doing LSD is the splashbacks

 

C O W A R D

 

i pulled over to pee at a grocery store this weekend and the urinal was like the splash zone at Sea World

 

It just felt right

Let’s do a duet

 

Sea World is cancelled btw

 

brunette with prominent eyebrows [V]

 

You shit in trash cans??

 

They really are

 

facts

 

No I’m talking about feminine products! I have never shat at all, let alone in a trash can.

 

I won't disagree, but it's still better than how my body refuses to pee the second anyone walks in a public bathroom despite me being in a stall.

 

okay

 

My job lets me get into Sea World for free all year and I still haven’t gone.

 

RUOK?

 

One of the most disgusting houses I worked at had no running water so we Presbyterian in the backyard and above the toilet we found a giant stack of nazi porn. The guy was dead though

 

your job is cancelled

 

the worst is when people want to make conversation with you at the urinal

 

Also target field has urinals too, the old ass metrodome had troughs tho

 

I'll sing Come On Over if we ever hang

 

you what in the back yard

 

Oh for a sec I thought you were one of those people who throw tp in the trash lmao

 

No, my kids!

 

So little if this makes sense to me. Again, RUOK?