The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 891

The best public restrooms play music. Cuts all tension

 

Damn, just high key dunking on a guy out of nowhere

 

Same, I got shy bladder

But that goes away if I’m drinking

 

using urinals doesn’t bother me but troughs are absurd

 

Weird flex

 

Don’t get started on the karaoke machine in my room growing up. I spent hours playing cds and singing and dancing. I just wanted to be Christina Aguilera

 

Troughs are only to be used at stadiums (go twins)

@oncenowagain rays suck etc etc

 

Anyone pure needs to just avoid the past few pages

 

Men even pee shame y'all will stop at nothing to police what people do with their bodies

 

Even my shitty stadium has urinals you fucking monster

 

Once you enter the A1 thread you've officially left god

 

this is why we're friends

 

okay Tropicana field probably has three bathrooms total

 

What about the guy from young Frankenstein

 

Yeah, and so what if two of those are in the players’ home and visitors clubhouses?!

 

@ChaseTx put it back, coward

 

Pics or didn't happen

 

I deleted my post because I wasn't sure if the gif had nudity hahaha

 

Mikey literally posted a picture of two dicks touching

 

The best public restrooms are good for 1 person and have a lock. Then I feel comfortable enough to pee. Usually.

 

Sry. Can’t time travel

 

But the anxiety of when someone shakes the handle suckssssss

 

Proof that @ChaseTx is a sinner

 

Truly the worst part about my job, amongst other things, is that I work in stangers home almost every day and when I have to use the bathroom it’s the worst. Idk how that thing operates it’s a total gamble. Or worse if it’s that time of month and we are at a house and they have no trash can in their bathroom. Now I gotta discreetly find a way to dispose of this thing smdh. Or in some cases there are just literally no bathrooms.