The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 890

The worst thing about public restrooms

 

I've been listening to them all day. Their new album and then back through their discography since it's been a while.

 

There’s no toilet paper at a urinal tho

 

I only know "Lazy Eye" but i like that song. It's on my long and eclectic summer playlist

 

Idk people who take the urinal next to me when there are clearly a row of empty ones is bad too

 

Thom Yorke is a lazy eye icon this isnt amateur hour

 

I’m sorry but if you wipe your dick after you owe you are a fucking cop

 

Lazy eyecon, if you will

 

I thought when you were in a bathroom stall no one could hear you so I used to sing real loud in public bathrooms when I was a kid. Can’t blame me with that’s reverb though.

 

dog

 

I'm pretty sure that's how people get UTIs too

 

The bathroom stall, where stars are born

 

People who wipe after you pee:

so do you just not pee anywhere else aside from a toilet or so you have a pee toilette you carry?

JW

 

I try to avoid urinals because too many of them have splashback

 

My anxiety prevents me from using public restrooms if anyone else is in there.

 

maybe once or twice no way to know for sure
I can't use urinals they are bizarre

 

Lady Gaga could never

 

They have a fancy handkerchief expressly for this. Gotta look dapper at all times.

 

Can't use urinals cuz my thang is too long and it touches

 

yeah I'm a shy peer and need to use a stall

 

I only pee in troughs

 

“Hold up let me just pull my swank ass hell pee napkin out of my pocket and clean up”

 

I think @Mr. Serotonin was the kind of kid to always have a crusty kool aid stain around his mouth

 

so you were always singing loudly just tinier

 

okay