The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 887

and me even though if I keep joking about being a woke bae I will be

 

Is this a euphemism??

 

I may not have anything on you right now, but I'm sure you're just as sinful as the rest of us.

 

how many times have you listened to old town road this week

 

Yes but not for what you think

 

Uhh 24

 

Excellent! But this also makes you cancelled for selling a friend out.

 

If y'all cancel me it's sexist and homophobic so I'm safe

 

That’s what we do

 

while this number seems high to me it doesn’t seem high enough for cobra so im gonna say this test was inconclusive

how much furry porn have you watched today?

 

that was taken out of context

 

fuckin yikes

 

Unironically nothing today
But I'm gonna relapse hard soon believe me

 

I’m half Mexican and I dunno if you’ve seen the news lately but Trump has been terrible to and for my people so be gentle with me. Cancelling me would be siding with Trump just FYI

 

The enemy of my enemy is my fren

 

sup cobra

 

A crumbstache?

 

brb making list of problematic lgbt nonmen

 

Now I want Oreos.

Chocolate (one of my favs), dark chocolate, or chocolate peanut butter pie ?

 

No way to know for sure