The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 882

lol I'd be motivated to actually do my job if it were anywhere near that. I keep getting "We are working on you getting paid more, but its a tough process." What the fuck does that mean?

 

@cheetofingersx7 whats up my dude

 

Paying people a living wage is hard when the guy at the top needs to make all that money! You understand, it's just business.

 

damn, sorry bud is there much damage?

it's okay i'm ready to be cancelled it really should have happened a long time ago honestly

 

it all trickles down you see

 

We got an email that women would be getting a pay bump to line up with men, but that it would lead to layoffs. Big businesses need to get fucked.

 

Whenever someone starts a sentence with “I need...” I always say “a tailor,” but half the time I only mean to think it, not actually say it out loud.

That sucks. I hope you get everything squared away and that you weren’t in the car when it happened.

 

Seems evil and intentional, jfc.

 

this is like triple what I think I need but I also undervalue myself, if they were like you pay us and we spit on you I'd say okay

 

It's sad that making even 50k seems like a pipe dream when it's not even a "living wage" in our area.

 

You should come work for me you would get exactly 1/3 of that

 

for the last time I won't call you boss

 

nah, just the bumper which I had plans to replace anyway luckily. she asked if there was anything she could do but she looked like she worked at Olive garden based on what she was wearing so I just said it was nbd and left. in retrospect I should've asked for 20 dollars for pot but alas

I was in the car but luckily she hurt my car and not me so I guess small mercies and all that haha

 

You didn't file a police report? Sometimes there can be damage you can't see. Glad you're okay.

 

Not on a Florida outdoor patio

 

I probably should have but I have never called a cop in my life for anything and it just didn't occur to me

 

I didn't buy any soap

 

dirty dan indeed

 

Honestly, probably for the best to never call a cop ahaha.

 

ok gonna get taco bell before work and I'll probably be less pissed after that lol

I deserve a Baja blast

 

I haven't seen Booksmart yet and it's making me depressed

 

and a wrappy boi

 

It’s already gone from my theater

 

AND TO MAKE IT WORSE my cousin made us go see Aladdin on Saturday instead

And it was bad

 

That's a shame, it's still in mine, are you in a smaller market?