The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 876

do you think this is what sir mix a lot meant when he said my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

 

It's the only KFC item I ever wish I could try just to try it

 

don't fucking start with me this early dustin i swear to god

 

Damn you.

I remember when they had snackers and not these garbage chicken littles.

 

you're better off for it

 

He was probably talking about KC Masterpiece. So I’m assuming you like KC M now?

Damn.

 

He’s always been a big fan

 

a pet chicken? probably not

 

I'm convinced the only reason I haven't been promoted to a manager for my performance at work yet is that they know I'd go crazy and fucking fire everyone

 

you prefer The Possum Shack

 

Dis chicken bouta get double downed

 

Ehhhh whats up doc

 

I saw a possum last night

no I didn’t run it over and eat it

 

not fast enough?

 

or maybe it was just fast enough

 

you killed it with your slingshot and ate it?

 

really makes you think

 

I want to get chickens for fresh eggs but I’m pretty certain my dogs would murder them immediately

 

Build the wall

 

I don’t want to have to go to Mexico every time I need eggs from them

 

When I was 4 I really wanted a pet chicken for some reason so I would sit on eggs I'd get from the fridge to see if they would hatch. I blame Ed edd n eddy

 

Were you a leash kid by chance?