The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 757

@Anthony_ is canceled

 

@dadbolt and @ChaseTx are wonderful humans

 

Chase also has cute dog.

 

Come again anytime!

 

very rude to exclude Dustin

 

I didnt sleep on dustin's couch last night. But yes he too is wonderful haha. And so is Laura! Everyone is wonderful

 

Except @CarpetElf

 

hey wheres lj?

 

daddy got in troublee

 

lj is using his downtime to become the most powerful couponer

 

Thank you

 

Chrystal did the dishes. To counter that good deed I took a poop somewhere mysterious.

 

So to summarize, someone else was nice so I decided to be terrible

 

I had a dream I was getting him movie codes rip

 

Gatsby would appreciate it if you stopped using his box

 

Aw this will be the 4th divorce I've been blamed for :(

 

Guess again.

 

Did you poop in their goddamn shower

 

To be clear, I absolutely did not do that.

 

I fucking told y'all that peeing in the shower was the gateway drug to pooping in it but you wouldn't listen

 

You installed a urinal just so you could no.2 in it instead?

 

I doubt there's any place Derek hasn't already taken a shit

 

maybe that was his whole plan all along, come to the website to get as many movie codes as he could. once he stopped getting new ones frequently he used @aliens exist bit to say his wife saw him so he could dip out.