The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 752

@Fucking Dustin in Bowie.

 

You got no room to judge mr. ketchup chips

 

Why

 

why is Matthew Lillard doing the news

 

they are a favorite north of the border!!!!

 

I like that tie brother

 

hmm a mental health day is part of the award for employee of the month

that doesn't seem great

 

so are bags of milk

 

you're a bag of milk

 

Never

 

Youd like that wouldnt you

 

if you're calling me a tiddy that's a very big compliment

 

more like a boob

 

Now in Denton. Traffic was instantaneous

 

I gotta pee

 

This is what happens every time someone asks for a large popcorn with their refill on the spot. Although 20% of the time you’ll find one of these upside down on the floor

 

@CarpetElf i forgot to tell you that if you didn’t bring max’s Corgis and/or Bear you’re not allowed to stay

 

@CarpetElf

Hey best friend. I’m glad you’re on the way to Atlanta. Super excited. Just sending positive thoughts since the trip is probably anxiety inducing

 

now is not the time to shame LJ

 

it sounds like a fun trip tbh like a fun movie

 

no fun trip would involve Missouri versus Denton, no offense

 

Not really fun to have to go to Amarillo instead of Kansas City to wait out a nationwide tornado storm that might hit you there too lol

 

Oh okay I thought you were going towards Oklahoma for some reason