The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 673

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeecan yeehaw

 

You’re a cop we all know it

 

I don’t think that’s how the force works, but, then again, I’m no Jedi

 

@angrycandy has been way funnier than yall today up your shitty games

 

not saying tee money's game is shitty

 

Someone post that terrible post Kevo made

 

i love always being the only guy in a group of couples that will dance and look dumb, Michael Jackson isn't canceled if he is forced upon you by a wedding DJ right

 

There is no Dana, only Zuul

 

maybe i shouldn't have phrased that as forced upon

 

I feel like I'm always gonna be like 27% bitter that I'm not rich and famous. Or just rich. I just wanna go on vacations and have no responsibilities ok!!! Someone get me lip injections and flat tummy tea and turn me into an influencer.

 

@oldjersey sucks

 

aww

 

You’re canceled if you don’t immediately sit in protest

 

healthy percentage tbh its says privilege awareness but also goals

 

oh no he still is but you're in upstate New York so you're still comparatively woke

 

then call me The Odd Couple (CBS, 2015)

 

excuse me Kendall and Kylie worked very hard on their own, seriously though a carefree life is very rare

 

having a cute daughter doesn't make you not suck just ask Jon Voight

 

dylans right pecan pie sux with a capital s

 

Banana cream pie is my jam

 

wow Cups I thought we were friends

 

Comrade

 

You can’t

 

Basically you put bananas in anything and it’s guaranteed I’ll eat it