The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 619

And I’m sorry it has to be associated with Dan

 

Being a taxi is fun

 

That means a lot in this trying time

 

So I almost ordered a Roku box through Amazon but I found out the same model is at Walmart for the same price so I’m gonna pick it up on the way home.

 

They’re old and not much able to move so I get it. Just like I’m here the equivalent of 2 days and half of one spent running around buying shit.

 

What cho talking about?

 

The whole story about your coworker. Have you decided yet if she’s gonna be sick on Wednesday?

 

?

 

What if she fakes her death?

 

She lives in Canada.

 

Btw, I’m still salt about the Criterion Channel not working with my Chromecast. Like I gotta buy a Roku just to use the service hassle-free, I was gonna get one anyway but meh.

 

AMA I drank too much and smoked my vape pen because my bf pissed me off at dinner but I'm supposed to drive him to the bar with our friends

 

I’m trying to convince my mom to switch from having cable to only streaming services because cable sucks.

 

Do it. It's great.

#NeverCommercials

 

Mixing vocals on the last two songs. Hell yeah. My man Jared is a wizard at this. He really knows how to bring out the best qualities in your voice and give it a present, in-the-same-room kind of atmosphere.

 

what did your boyfriend do

do you want us to cancel him

 

Just get an uber and then wear headphones the whole ride

 

If I say that media is typically written through the lens of white men then you probably shouldn't take it personally

 

When my bf gives me the #notallmen argument and I want to stab him

 

oh hell no

 

Nooooooo

 

Please cancel my bf so I can finally be gay

 

I feel like you and Mikey are in a similar sitch sans the gay part.

I’m all for cancelling relationships. Except for Dyl and Kaitie cause I actually think they are adorable

 

I feel that. My gfs mom makes “not all white people” arguments and says stuff like “I dunno why they gotta report mostly about TRANS bullying, everyone gets bullied” and it is so damn hard to hold my tongue.

Which is odd cause my gf understands that shit, growing up in gross Lake City FL. Her dad is Korean and she got constantly made fun of because she had an “ethnic nose”, and also got called all kinds of confused transphobic slurs just because she rocked a short haircut for awhile and is pansexual. You’d think people’s parents would be more understanding when they act supportive in literally every other way.

 

Are we? I didn't know! Spill Mikey.

Dylan and Kaitie are what I aspire to - love through the guise of hate