The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 616

I think it started with @Fucking Dustin when he was getting m*rried and then it went from there

 

ooohhh yeah you right

 

too bad our lousy A1 historian is too busy being on the sauce @Anthony_

 

So you get traffic in Ireland too? Interesting.

 

I mean everybody is driving drunk

okay this is racist

 

Long Island = Dublin?

 

Yup that's what it was cuz we were keeping it under wraps till we were officially married

 

sleepy=aliens

 

fuck you

 

hey not everyone here is driving drunk, some of them are just shit drivers

 

Bout to hit up the gym before work




#HealthNut
#HealthConscious
#CleanLiving
#Vegan
#WaterChampion
#GymFlow
#FitnessFriday
#FuckKingjohn

 

Aliens posts are decipherable at least.

 

lol airpods? where did you get those the thrift store?

 

what’s the story with your failed Harry potter scar

 

Please don’t shame my body please

 

answer the question

 

When I was like 14 I got sprayed with a buck shot

 

Gonna start calling you DickHead Cheney

 

and he's ultimately nice

 

whoa

 

Also this isn’t true but I find it’s a lot more impressive to the ladies than what actually happened

 

A little too nice.

 

one of my friends from high school that I also went to college with had to have his chest opened up for a heart problem he had when he was young.

he always told ladies it was a shark attack scar

 

eating ramen and playing Pokémon go is a new great moment in my life I never knew I wanted before.