The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 596

Didn’t realize Derek was into sounding

 

the thread should end here

 

This skateboarder sacked himself on a rail and had to get a n*t removed. He bronzed it. He has fun by tossin' it to friends when they're over and then they're like "what is this" n' he's like "that's my n*t. You're holdin' my n*t".

Funny guy.

 

I’m fuckin 6’5 dan. What did you expect? Shoes for ants?

 

please stop my dick has been through enough today

 

I barely have time to shit too

it's becoming a real problem for me

 

Fuckkkk it'd be 'spensive to be an ant, huh?

 

GEEKS AREN'T 6'5

 

at least this will encourage safe sex

 

NICE

 

Imma block you if you don’t shut the fuck up

 

I shit at work so I get paid for it.

Anyway you guys are distracting me from a really important article I am reading so don't @ me with nonsense

https://www.vulture.com/2019/05/every-mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-movie-ranked-by-surreality.html

 

You can do anything if you believe

 

passing it was a harrowing experience that immediately led to me googling colors of piss I didn’t know existed

 

whatcha been doin' with your dick, bruh?

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

You think my boss is gonna ask me to take off this Pokémon shirt? Fuck no. Fuck you Todd

 

you guys have basically written the skeleton for a bawdy teen comedy on the last few pages

 

orange? red? green?

 

thank you

 

you guys know people named Todd and Pat

 

yes